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Title: Funniest parting "jab" ive heard in a while
Post by: Nidociv on September 22, 2007, 07:27:13 PM
4/8 game, Kill pot,  typical raise 6 callers preflop. 

Utg check raises, leaving three players, turn bet loses one more, river...UTG bets out all-in, cut off calls

Showdown, bettor flips a set
cutoff shows a straight...runner runner gutshot.

Bettor: "Niice river", (actually sounded sincere)

River boy: "Thank you"

Bettor: "I hope you sit on your nuts", and walks off.  (this sounded sincere as well)
Title: Re: Funniest parting "jab" ive heard in a while
Post by: AllYourChips on October 04, 2007, 03:01:16 AM
LOL. 

In a 5/150 game a week or so ago, this guy calls $150 on the turn and makes his straight on the river.  Gets $300 out of the guy on the river. 

After the hand is over, the guy who lost says: "How the hell do you call $150 on the turn?" 

Other player without blinking says, "Once I'm done stacking your chips I'll explain it to you."

OUCH!