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Title: RETART WAITRESSES!!
Post by: MrBernstein on December 22, 2008, 05:11:48 PM
 "Hi hun, what can I get you?"
  "Hi, I'd like a strawberry frozen fruit bar please"
  "Uhh.. Sure, let me see if we still have them"
(5 minutes passes, then she returns)
  "Yep, we have em."
  " Um, ok, and again,' I'd like to order one please'"
  "OK, I
I'll be right back."
Title: Re: RETART WAITRESSES!!
Post by: gregski on December 23, 2008, 09:16:31 AM
next time order something better
Title: Re: RETART WAITRESSES!!
Post by: Nidociv on December 23, 2008, 01:54:49 PM
yes, like a "Shirley Temple" with extra cherries.
Title: Re: RETART WAITRESSES!!
Post by: MrBernstein on December 23, 2008, 04:02:41 PM
Whatever you order keep it nice and simple.  One gentleman ordered a fried egg sandwich..that order was rejected because it wasn't on the menu.  He then ordered "a fried egg inbetween two pieces of toast".. That order was instantly approved.
   
Title: Re: RETART WAITRESSES!!
Post by: MrBernstein on December 23, 2008, 04:09:21 PM
Is anyone impressed by the waitresses that attempt to memorize the orders without writing them down?
  These mega-memory geniuses always seem to be the ones to screw up EVERY order.

Just use a pen honeybuns, no need to prove how brilliant you are.