RETART WAITRESSES!!

[MrBernstein]

 "Hi hun, what can I get you?"
  "Hi, I'd like a strawberry frozen fruit bar please"
  "Uhh.. Sure, let me see if we still have them"
(5 minutes passes, then she returns)
  "Yep, we have em."
  " Um, ok, and again,' I'd like to order one please'"
  "OK, I
I'll be right back."

[gregski]

next time order something better

[Nidociv]

yes, like a "Shirley Temple" with extra cherries.

[MrBernstein]

Whatever you order keep it nice and simple.  One gentleman ordered a fried egg sandwich..that order was rejected because it wasn't on the menu.  He then ordered "a fried egg inbetween two pieces of toast".. That order was instantly approved.
   

[MrBernstein]

Is anyone impressed by the waitresses that attempt to memorize the orders without writing them down?
  These mega-memory geniuses always seem to be the ones to screw up EVERY order.

Just use a pen honeybuns, no need to prove how brilliant you are.